Children in church

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers 
passed the offering plates.  When they neared the pew where he sat, 
the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: 
  
"Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five."



A little boy was attending his first wedding. 
After the service, his cousin asked him, 
"How many women can a man marry?  "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. 
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. 
 "All you have to do is add it up, 
like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."



After a church service on Sunday morning, 
a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, 
 "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, 
and figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."



A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:
"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."


Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at 
 First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, 
 a mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she 
finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 
'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to be distracted and will 
 have to start his sermon all over again"   
It worked. 
  

  
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do
you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me", the farther
replied. "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"



A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on
and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy,
if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"



After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest
said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay
with you guys!"



Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to
represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see ... And that must
be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth
person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot.



The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I
don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."



A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as they 
 listened to the Sunday Sermon. From time to time, she would look at him
and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking
her own cheek, then his again.  Finally she spoke up, 
"Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, 
"God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, 
"God's getting better at it, isn't He?" 

Balance sheet of life

 

 

• Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance

!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets 

 

 

• Heart is our Current Asset
• Soul is our Fixed Asset
• Brain is our Fixed Deposit
• Thinking is our Current Account
 

 

•  Achievements are our Capital
• Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
• Friends are our General Reserves
• Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
• Patience is our Interest Earned
• Love is our Dividend
• Children are our Bonus Issues
• Education is Brands / Patents
• Knowledge is our Investment
• Experience is our Premium Account
• The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award .

 

Some very Good and very Bad things...

The most destructive habit...Worry

The greatest Joy... Giving

The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work... Helping others

The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness

The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource... Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'... Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome... Fear

The most effective sleeping pill... Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease... Excuses

The most powerful force in life... Love

The most dangerous act... A gossip

The world's most incredible computer... The brain

The worst thing to be without... Hope

The deadliest weapon... The tongue

The two most power-filled words... 'I Can'

The greatest asset... Faith

The most worthless emotion... Self- pity

The most beautiful attire... Smile

! 

The most prized possession... Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication. .....Prayer

The most contagious spirit................ ......Enthusiasm

 

 

Life ends;

when you stop Dreaming,

Hope ends;

when you stop Believing,

Love ends;

when you stop Caring,

And Friendship ends;

when you stop Sharing...!!!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight..

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins

Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Once upon a time

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.

She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..

In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.

She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply: 

Dear Madam,

I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.

It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229
people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.

As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.

This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions
on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.

My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster

The Woman fainted reading the reply.......and she never visited India !!!!

Thanks for your time

THANK  YOU  FOR  YOUR  TIME. (your precious time in reading emails I
forward to you.)

ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!

A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.

It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls,
career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear
across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his
busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no
time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and
nothing could stop him.

Over the phone, his mother told him, 'Mr. Belser died last night. The
funeral is Wednesday.' Memories flashed through his mind like an old
newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.

'Jack, did you hear me?'

'Oh, sorry, Mom Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of
him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago,' Jack said.

'Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you
were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his
side of the fence' as he put it,' Mom told him.

'I loved that old house he lived in,' Jack said.

'You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make
sure you had a man's influence in your life,' she said

'He's the one who taught me carpentry,' he said. 'I wouldn't be in
this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching
me things he thought were important... Mom, I'll be there for the
funeral,' Jack said.

As busy as he was, he kept his word. Jack caught the next flight to
his hometown. Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful. He had no
children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.

The night before he had to return home, Ja ck and his Mom stopped by
to see theold house next door on e more time.

Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment. It was like
crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time
The house was exactly as he remembered. Every step held memories.
Every picture, every piece of furniture... .Jack stopped suddenly.

'What's wrong, Jack?' his Mom asked.

'The box is gone,' he said

'What box?' Mom asked.

'There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I
must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever
tell me was 'the thing I value most,'' Jack said.

It was gone. Everything about the house was exactly how Jack
remembered it, except for the box. He figured someone from the Belser
family had taken it.
'Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him,' Jack said. 'I
better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom.'

It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died Returning home from
work one day Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. 'Signature
required on a package. No one at home. Please stop by the main post
office within the next three days,' the note read.

Early the next day Jack retrieved the package. The small box was old
and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years a go. The
handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his
attention. 'Mr. Harold Belser' it read. Jack took the box out to his
car and ripped open the package.. There inside was the gold box and an
envelope. Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside.
'Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack
Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life.' A small key was
taped to the letter. His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes, Jack
carefully unlocked the box. There inside he found a beautiful gold
pocket watch.

Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched
the cover. Inside h e found these words engraved:

'Jack,  thanks for your time - Harold Belser'

'The thing he valued most was...my time'

Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his office and
cleared his appointments for the next two days. 'Why?' Janet , his
assistant asked.
'I need some time to spend with my son,' he said.
'Oh, by the way, Janet, thanks for your time!'

'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the
moments that take our breath away,'

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. Att least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
5. You mean the world to someone
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
7. You are special and unique.
8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you
probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and
wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something
better.
9. Wh en you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still
come from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look:
you most likely turned your back on the world.
11. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
13 . Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much
better when they know and you'll both be happy .
14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that
they are great.

Getting Old...

An elderly gentleman......
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the
doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet..
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my
will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out
to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it
very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name
of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
to last night?'

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown.'

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write
it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man
returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and
eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

Three old guys are out walking..
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's
perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check-up.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'

One more. . .!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Did I Marry The Right Person?

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, 'How do I know if I married the right person?' I noticed
that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, 'It depends.
Is that your husband?' In all seriousness, she answered 'How do you know?'

Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's
weighing on your mind.

Here's the answer.
EVERY relationship has a cycle.
In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse / partner .
You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their
idiosyncrasies (unconventional behavior/habit).

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard.
In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience.
You didn't have to DO anything.
That's why it's called 'falling' in love...
Because it's happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, 'I was swept of my feet.' Think about
the imagery of that __expression.
It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then
something came along and happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is easy.
It's a passive and spontaneous experience.
But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria (excitement) of love fades.
It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all),
touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's
idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you
think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference
between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or
even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, 'Did I marry
the right person?' And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria
of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with
someone else.
This is when marriages breakdown.
People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their
marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.
Infidelity is the most obvious.
But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, a friendship, excessive
TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage.
It lies within it.
I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else.

You could.

And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better.
But you'd be in the same situation a few years later.
Because (listen carefully to this):

THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON;
IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience.
It'll NEVER just happen to you.
You can't 'find' LASTING love.
You have to 'make' it day in and day out.
That's why we have the __expression 'the labor of love.' Because it
takes time, effort, and energy.
And most importantly, it takes WISDOM.
You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it.
Love is NOT a mystery.
There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to
succeed with your marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity),
there are also laws for relationships.
Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically
stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage
stronger.
It's a direct cause and effect.
If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable...
you can 'make' love.

Love in marriage is indeed a 'decision'...
Not just a feeling.

Remember this always:

'God determines who walks into your life.
It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and
who you refuse to let go.

How To Say " I Love You " in Different Languages

1. English: I love you
2. Albanian: Të Dua Shume
3. Alsacien: Ich hoan dich gear
4.Armenian: Yes Kezi Seeroom yem
5.Basc: Nere Maitea (basque?)
6.Bavarian: I mog di narrisch gern
7.Bulgarian: ahs te obicham
8.Catalan: T'estim (mallorcan)
9.Catalan: T'estime (valencian)
10.Catalan: T'estimo (catalonian)
11.Circassian: wise cas
12.Corsican: Ti tengu cara (to female)
13.Corsican: Ti tengu caru (to male)
14.Croatian: Volim te
15.Czech: Miluji te
16.Czech: Miluju Te! (colloquial form)
17.Danish: Jeg elsker dig
18.Dutch: Ik hou van jou
19.English: I adore you
20.Estonian: Mina armastan sind
21.Estonian: Ma armastan sind
22.Finnish: Minä rakastan sinua
23.Finnish: Minä pidän sinusta (friendly)
24.Flemish: Ik zie u graag
25.Flemish: Ik aanbid u
26.French: Je t'aime
27.French: Je t'adore (I adore you)
28.Friesian: Ik hald fan dei
29.Gaelic: Tha gradh agam ort
30.Georgian: me shen mikhvarkhar
31.German: Ich liebe Dich
32.German (Swiss): Ich liäbä Dich
33.German: Ich hab'dich lieb (friendly)
34.German: Ich bin in dich verknallt (teen slang)
35.Greek: S' agapo
36.Hebrew: Ani ohev otach (male to female)
37.Hebrew: Ani ohev otcha (male to male)
38.Hebrew: Ani ohevet otach (female to female)
39.Hebrew: Ani ohevet otcha (female to male)
40.Hungarian: Szeretlek
41.Hungarian: Szeretlek te'ged
42.Icelandic: ég elska þig
43.Irish: taim i' ngra leat
44.Italian: ti amo
45.Italian: ti voglio bene (friendly)
46.Italian (Venetian Dialect): Te vogio bén
47.Congo : Na lingi yo (lingala)
48.Congo : Na kupenda sana (swahili)
49.Congo : Mu ke zola nge (Kikongo)
50.Naan unnai kathalikiren - Tamil
51.Nyan ninne premikkinnu - Malayalam
52.Philippines (Filipino): Mahal kita

Can you continue?

Man & Women. Laugh softly!

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.' The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS' God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad.

To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends
and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.

Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
forwrad it